April Showers Bring Mayflowers, and Mayflowers Bring...

...Engagements

I'm starting to get cold sweats just thinking about white pouffy dresses and table settings. Is it my imagination or is everyone and their mother getting engaged? I'm already slated for 4 weddings in 2007 and it's only May. Is there something about the onslaught of warm weather that is causing everyone to propose to their girlfriends? I guess that it's kind of like that first warm day after winter on a college campus. That day when all the girls bust out their flip flops and tube tops, and all the frat guys start wearing the muscle tanks. Maybe seventy degree days bring out diamond solitaire rings from their hiding places in jewelry stores.

**(Note: I am NOT one of the aforementioned engaged girls.)